The game opens with a chopstick test
Before any brewing or shooting, you sit down to dinner and pick up three pieces of food with physics chopsticks while Dad critiques your grip in real time. "Can't hold chopstick, how to paint?"
About the game
In a single night, Seven's family and their bubble tea empire are taken out by rivals. Seven is the sole survivor: a gym-going college dropout his father called a failure, and the last person anyone expected to run a boba shop.
Gee, Tea, Eh, Seven? is a bubble tea chain management sim on one level. Brew and rate every cup, restock at the supermarket, hand out flyers, decorate the shop and win over regulars who remember what they ordered last time. Then step outside into an open city where you can do business the other way: sabotage rival outlets, intercept deliveries, hijack almost anything with wheels and settle things with fists, umbrellas, rifles and a helicopter.
Play it clean or dirty. Either way, the goal is the same: build enough wealth, influence and muscle to find out who did this, then serve revenge like the drink itself. Cold.
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One guy, (almost) every voice
The developer voices nearly every male character himself (and Mum), from the protagonist to his furious father, the cops and the anime shop guy. The female leads are voiced by a talented and versatile voice actress! No synthetic voices anywhere.
Brew or Break
Grade every cup for profit, or pull a driver out of his sports car. A cozy shop sim and a crime sandbox in the same city, and you can finish the game the honourable way. It's encouraged.
- The title is a line of dialogue. "Gee, Tea, Eh, Seven?" is what Amy says when she hears that Seven, of all people, wants into the bubble tea business.
- AI'd rather not. Human voices (no synthetic VO), licensed fonts from real designers, and a city built from asset-store packs that predate the generative flood. Slower, pricier, and the point.
Features
Brew
Brew, rate and price every cup. Run the cup line, restock, hand out flyers and read the closing-time report.
Regulars
Roaming customers with loyalty levels and drink preferences who remember you, and bring friends.
Break
Sabotage rival outlets, intercept deliveries and hit back with fists, umbrellas, rifles and bubble tea grenades.
Wheels
Buy cars with your hard-earned money, or borrow them. Drift, take to the water, or fly a helicopter over the bay.
Three skill trees
Brew-fu for the shop, Fight Club for the streets and Nin-ki for the sneaky stuff. 47 skills, active abilities like Quell the Queue and Rampage, and a free respec on every tree.
A city that never closes
Neon districts, a Hong Kong-style quarter and a waterfront skyline, with full day/night cycles that drive business. Serve boba addicts after dark, or snag a cab and earn some spare income.
A story with a family dinner in it
A fully voiced revenge story that starts with the worst family dinner in games, and gets worse.
Content in the full game
Farming, farmlands wave defense, a haunted school and hospital, "tower defense", and of course - massive HEISTS, all inbound!
Perf and Steam Deck?
While not Deck-certified yet, the developer puts his Steam Deck through the coals and aggressively optimises, managing 30-40 stable FPS, and will continue to test on it!
Videos
Official Demo Trailer
Our latest trailer. The free demo is out now on Steam.
Download the trailer 1080p60 MP4, 2:37, 427 MB (Google Drive). Uncut raw footage for it is in the videos folder.
Official Story Trailer*
*For direct linking to/embedding on the YouTube platform only; license restrictions!
▶ Watch on YouTubeMore trailers on the Steam page and our YouTube channel.
Screenshots
Captured in engine from the current build. Click for full size. Gameplay shots include the HUD; story shots are clean.
Gameplay
Story
GIFs
780 px GIFs, ready for articles and posts. The previews play as light video loops; click one to open its GIF.
Logos and key art
About Team Moo
Team Moo is a one-person studio in Singapore. Gee, Tea, Eh, Seven? is built by Lead Moo with a small circle of human collaborators: voice actors, font designers and artists, all paid humans.
The community shapes the game as it's made, from playtesting to fictional radio shows for the car rides. Come say hi on Discord.
Credits
- Lead Moo
- Design, code, writing, art direction, and the voices of Seven, Dad, One, Five, Mum, Chris, the Cop, Shady Lee and the anime shop guy
- A talented and versatile voice actress!
- Voices of Amy, Mya Hu and the Newscaster
- Kataplexia
- "Nadir" (used with permission)
- Kevin MacLeod
- "Bossa Antigua" and "Metalmania" in the demo trailer (incompetech.com, CC BY 4.0)
Using this material
Everything on this page may be used for editorial coverage, reviews, previews and videos. No need to ask. Streaming and monetised videos of the game and the demo are welcome.
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